Juliet: O Romeo, Romeo! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I’ll no longer be a Capulet.

Romeo: What up Juliet, sorry aight just been around lookin for somethin…..you know your very beautiful….can I get your number? Better yet, would you like to meet tonight.?

Juliet: I will not fail. ‘Tis twenty years till then. I have forgot why I did call thee back.

Romeo: Yes Juliet twenty years I have waiten for you to marry me but you ran off with Paris and here I am begging for you.

Juliet: What’s he that now is going out of door?

Romeo: Yes, yes I did. I threw you right out of the door with an apple.

Juliet: O dear account! my life is my foe’s debt.

Romeo: Yea ms. you owe me alot for waiting 20 years to give the apple you dropped back

Juliet: Go ask his name: if he be married.My grave is like to be my wedding bed.

RandomPersonFromAudience: CUT, CUT, CUT! Gosh My MOMMA could be a better Juliet and you Romeo yes you the one whose obssesed with Juliet….GET A LIFE!!!

Juliet: HAHAH have you noticed ive been totally copying and pasting stuf? everything Ive said!?

Romeo: Acsually yes, I was about to ask you about that anyway. There is a lady in the audiance asking stuff about coco beans what do you think Juliet?

Juliet: I think we should tell the lady that the coco beans is already loved by someone in the cast and dibbs’ed on and she’d have an easier time just buying hot chocolate from starbucks. Whoah, I did not understand that sentence.

Romeo: THATS IT! YES….YES I AM ADDICTED TO COCO BEANS I ADMIT AND YES IT IS AN AWSOMECOOLAPATHETICTOTALLYAWSOMEINEVERWAYTHATYOUCANEVERIMAGINE COCO BEAN!!!!

TO BE CONTINUED…