Yes ..just a few days of my Ipod human I gotten sick and tired of it alarm going off every minute of the day..it follows me everwhere and sings kitty songs…I should have never given up on my Ipod Classic 80 gig…

Ennilur Azeen:  WHERES MY TOUCAN?!! hey look I learned how to add captions! And I love Quizillas pics! ↓ ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓

Ashmeen: Wow Neeza….all I can say…not really say but do is….

Neeza: Dinkanoozer.

Edward and the Volturi!=P

Ashmeen: Well….

Neeza: OUCH! I’m sad now. You dinkhead:)

^^^^^^ *sad* SO VERY SAD.

Ashmeen: Sorry…you can play with my bunny XD

Neeza: Forget it!! Im doomed…DOOMED to a life of sadness, bitterness and lies.
From now on, I will be bitter and grumpy, with no friends. I will the loner at school, watching students chatter and laugh as they see me. All because my feelings were hurt by one word I made up.

During my golden years, I will old and lonely and bitter! I will be one of those old people living alone all b/c of your comment!!!! I had a cane, and a hunched back. Forever I will be tortured by the young rascals of the future, forever bringing there hovercraft scooters to my pretty garden I work hard on! Everyday, I will be brandishing my cane at them, yelling at them. And there they would be, laughing at me and all my oldness. They probably heard from their parents that i was a dinkanoozer. Yes..I will be bitter.

  Wow, I always do that now=O Just type up something random=O oh well=D

Ashmeen: My version is more like….

Neeza: Omg. The teaser for Harry Potter came out, and ITS ONLY 23 SECONDS. and the only thing on it IS THE VOICE OF DUMBLEDORE. Twilight it WAYY better, it has TWO teasers already and their FANTABULOUS.
,…

Ashmeen: Cool…I want them to make a movie for The Host REALLY badly!

Neeza: Start a petition?=D

Ashmeen: Good Idea….!!!

Neeza: why thank you. If you do decide to start one, then you have fun with that and good luck=D oh and ill sign it=D Even though i HAVE to read the book before the movie.

Ashmeen: Sure it will be superdiduperfunhotnesssillybilly stuff!!!

Neeza: Ermm… Are their mouths full? =S

Ashmeen: Yea, they were eating XD.

Neeza: Oh okay=P And who is that? ^^^^

Ashmeen: He is a singer XD

Neeza: I seee….i like that that guy is wearing the the third pic=D

Ashmeen: AHAHAHAA and I like her move with her head XD

Neeza:  HAHAHAHA dance?

Ashmeen: AHAHA

Neeza: oooooohh prettyyyyy=P i love all the blueness=D

Guess what everyone!!! Yes I just purchased an all new Ipod Human by calling 1-800-Mad-Ipod!!! Her name is Neeza Santos and her alarm goes off every minute of the day to keep me awake! There is only one problem with buying an Ipod human…you can`t protect them from STD’s no offense Neeza Ipod.

So yes we all feel pain when we break up with someone…lose something anything. Sometimes we don’t notice but…you’ve got so many other people who want to help you so why fret. Yea well at least thats what Neeza says. Especailly when I lost DODO.

Two more weeks until I move to another house I can’t wait than we will have three houses won’t that be superextrafunawsomelycoolsexything! Yes…I can’t wait XD..now here’s Neeza to help you out!

Oh and no Neeza Ipod I am not saying you have STD but I am saying if you were to have STD there is nothing we could do about it scince you are an Ipod human the exact replica of the real Neeza Higa. I know I am so awflly sorry to say…there is nothing I can do but lock your inside to prevent the risk of having STD.

Infinitemeadows: Ohhhhhhhhh so your trying to keep me from getting an STD?!! cool. And yet very offensive if i think of it. Ew. Anyways, you should try the impossible quiz. I gave up on it, and have moved on to Impossible Quiz 2.=D

Ashmeen: Hey, its just protected my Ipod human LOL. Sure I’ll try it..and would do you mean by saying he treated you like dirt???

Infinitemeadows:  Ahahha and DID he treat you like dirt? cause you never told me that part of the story=)

Ashmeen: Uhhh…Neeza Ipod…is it neccasary to be discussing this on my blog? If it is YES I AM  AWSOMELEY INSANE AND ELOPING WITH SOMEONE LEAVING TOMORROW ON MY PLANE TO FIJI ISLAND TO LIVE HAPPLY EVER AFTER…jelous yet. AHAHAHA.

Infinitemeadows: You brought it up. silly billy. YESSS I am jealous. I wanna travel somewhere

Ashmeen: Oh yea I know Neeza you wish to travel with me to Fiji so we can get married and live happily after I am sorry to say that, that will remain a dream HAHAHA. But I would happily send you a baboon with a pink behind?!

Infinitemeadows: heck yes. Nah can you just send me a normal chimpanzee please?

Ashmeen: Ok there are many kind of Chimpanze the poop throwing one or the blue bottom one or the big nose one or the pink bottom one…which one you want?!

Infinitemeadows: Umm the fun one.=D

Ashmeen:….are you sure because…that would be the poop throwing one and I’m not sure if you would be fond of that poor guy?!

Infinitemeadows: how is poop throwing FUN? I want the big nose one please

Ashmeen: Sure but you would have trouble cleaning its snot…mybe A baboon is not the pet for you…mybe the tazmanian devil will suit you just fine?!

Infinitemeadows: Nahh I want a toucan instead. NOW. =)

Ashmeen: Have fun with Toucan Sam while I’m married and having my honeymoon at paradise Island!!!

Acsually I wanted this so be a random post so it is. Dear Nothingness has bored me to bits.AHAHAAHAHA I found this poem on fictionpress its so cute.

I hate hate hate

I shush:

try to hush

the rush,

of the flush:

The blush

of a crush.

 

And this poem is VERY sad I feel like giving the writer a hug…awww XD.

You Left

My heart starts to ache again,
knowing that you are in love with
another woman.

The woman that stole you
away from me.

Why did you let her get
in-between us?

Didn’t you say it would
never happen?

But look at how we are now.

You left me for her.
You left me heart broken.
You just left me completely,
not caring what happens to me.

Yet, I can’t seem to hate you
for it.

Why can’t I hate you?
Why can’t I forget your face?
Why can’t I just forget
everything about you?

and this one kind of make me laugh XD.

Something About You

All these little things

When I hear them

I think of you

They make me smile

You make me smile

You have no idea

How happy you make me

And I think it’s kind of funny

Because while you do know

That I care about you

You don’t have a clue

How much I really do

Yes!!!Another day closer to moving! I’m too lazy to pack my stuff but I am totally into reading The Host..I acsually love this book more than Twighlight because it shows what it means to be human and how glad we should be that we ARE human AHAHAHA. It is really sad and painfull at parts..it can seriosly make you cry O_0. However, I believe it is worth my read its just a novel that proves NOTHING should be treated the way we don’t want to be treated. So yes it is full of awsomeness. Right now I feel like smacking Jared Howe on HIS face ARGHHHH! HOW CRUEL CAN HE BE!!!

I CAN’T BELIEVE I CAN GET THIS PINKISH GOSH….WHAT WOULD I EVEN BE BLUSHING ABOUT????!!!

             

Neeza…I will not tolorate what has happened XD. You probably thinking “huh”. Eh I guess we could talk this out later XD. So….BIG BANG TAE YANG!!! He is the coolest…! Well all of them are cool especailly T.O.P and G dragon as well.

This is T.O.P AAHAHA he looks really different but it’s him XD.

I showed Neeza ‘nigahiga’s videos on Youtube and I must admit, I, Ashmeen Khan, find RYAN HIGA, who will now be called Ninja, incredibly (YES I AM ASHMEEN) attractive=D And I will become Mrs. Ashmeen Higa sooner or later=)

Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan Ryan

Signed, Ashmeen Nisha Khan

Ashmeen: Neeza your the one who is in love with Ryan Hige I only love one…

COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COC COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COC COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO COCO

and Tae Yang is friend material AHAHAHAHA HE’S THE BEST!!!!

Ahaha okay okay, I admit=D but not even a quarter of you liking coco=) Oh and Im also attracted to  fictional characters. WHOOO.

Ashmeen: Are you saying I don’t like coco….I wouldn’t like someone I pray for I mean pound for….uhh….ohhh LOOK ITS A BULLDOG HUMPING A RACOON!

Wow…I think of the weirdest titles these days XD. I think this will be the last post for this month because we are going to another house this month. Gosh this song can make you cry XD. I keep listening to it, it is really sweet and meaningful. The song is from big bang Tae Yang in lead and it’s called Only Look At Me. It has subtitles so AHAHA you don’t have to ask. It is a very heart warming song hope you enjoy it, see if you like it or not.

Hidden Love

Don’t expect me to not love you

But do expect me to hide

all these emotions I feel

All this love bundled up inside

I’m told not to love

but thats all I seem to do

but just so it wont be obvious

I hide it from you

I rather not be reminded

of how early it may be

but I know the true feelings

that are within me

I guess I’ll wait and see

If maybe you feel the same

Hopefully you do

And this is not just a game

 OMG I am in love with song from Big Bang one of my all time favourite korean groups ARGHH I can’t stop listening to it.

But this is my favourite song of their’s called Forever with you. It is totally different than the other video and the girl sings really good in it.

The movie Kung Fu Panda Bi Rain sang a song for it called Kung Fu Fighting here is the video!

 BI RAIN IS NOT EW..HE’S AWSOME XD!

This song does make them sound a little self conceded but I like the beat AHAHAHA!

Koda Kumi Hot Stuff

Yes I finaly got a link to Black Diamond XD!

[MV] BLACK DIAMOND – Namie Amuro & DOUBLE

 

 Yes I am sorry Neeza and Donkey because….I love the Donkey from Shreck AHAHAHA!

How can you ever say no to this

AHAHAHAHAHA! Yes Donkey is awsome and if there is ever a shrek four he would STILL be awsome and if there were a gajillion Shrek movie’s he’d still be the best!

For those who have been looking to me at report card day..I did not show up or go to school that day…because I have something else…a suprise that I won’t be sharing. AHAHAHA! You just have to promise you will sign the agreement to my suprise AHAHAHA! Acsually this suprise is not only from me it is NEEZA and me. I am so exited I will be going shopping and everything too! Neeza don’t let out the suprise! Just promise you will be there XD! No one will see me until the day is the surpise…NO ONE! MUHAHAHAHA!

Neeza: IM GONNA SPILL IT!!
ASHMEENS SECRET SURPRISE!!
IT IS……….THAT SHE LOVES ME AND WE’RE GONNA ELOPE TO MEXICO! XD
THE BENEFIT TO EVERYONE IS THAT WE’RE GONNA BUY YOU ALL THOSE AWESOME SOMBREROS AS A WEDDING GOODY! YOUR ALL INVITED!!!=D AND SHE’S GONNA GET ME POTATO SALAD AS A WEDDING GIFT! CHEAP WIFE! Thats right, im the MAN of this couple.

Ashmeen: Neeza..I don’t love you I love Coco. So everyone had the question in there head “who is this coco person?” THAT I SHALL NEVER TELL! MUHAHAHA. Neeza stop raping me XD.

Robin Hood: ITS NOT RAPE WHEN YOU AGREE!
TO EVERYONE: COCO IS…IN REAL LIFE……COCOA POWDER DISGUISED AS A COCONUT WITH THE NICKNAME OF COCO!

Donkey: HEY MAN she did NOT agree we saw her say no yea..me and SHRECK so yea go do your little bissiness  stealing from the rich aight.

Fiona: WHAT?!! SHREK! YOU AND DONKEY?!?!! HAVE YOU NEVER LISTENED TO THOSE CHASTITY LECTURES WE’VE BEEN TO?!
Puss in Boots: aight yo, thats straight up whack. word.

Donkey: All I know man is what Neeza did was whack aight they ain’t gonna be no raping here on my watch!

Shrek: WELL AT LEAST ASHMEEN WAS CONSENTING. S’no big deal aight? What went down between you and me, was whack. Let’s never mention this again. And start a new conversation cause even i think we’re weird=D

Chipmunk: Shreck oh shreck has though art found long lost Walnut?

Walnut: uhh…je ne sais pas. non. OH LA LA CES’T UN OGOPOGO!! ahaha I remember that from my grade 8 final convo XD

Chipmunk: Trien Bien Walnut! je mange la manager, trien bien!

Bill Gates: HUH?! I eat the manager very good?!!=O HAHAA

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Shoe: Stalker.